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Contacting Internet Poop is easy.

Every morning at the corner of 14th and Stout in Denver Colorado a local transit train i.e., “Light Rail” passes by every 7 minutes (or so). If you wait at that specific Light Rail station and position yourself so that you are facing towards the south-east you will see a large parking garage structure. At 8:55AM the 17th train of the morning will be passing by (business days only of course). As the train passes by look towards the parking garage structure, you will see the silhouette of a man standing on the 3rd level of the parking garage. Wave your arms in a frantic motion to get his attention, yet do not utter a sound. He will then flash a light in your direction with three short flashes. At the moment of the third flash turn in the direction of passing light rail train (to the west), wait 15 seconds. Turn back towards the direction you were facing and look down at your feet. A note will be placed at your feet with a phone number you can call to contact us.

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